Are You The Broccoli Beast? Signs, and High-Protein Eats in SG
15 October 2026 · By the Eventful team
You are the Broccoli Beast if the first thing you ask about any meal is how much protein, and the free 8-question Makan Pets quiz at eventful-sg.com/makanpets confirms it in about two minutes, no app needed. Here are the signs, the answers that build the muscle, and five places in Singapore that fit the meal plan.
Tagline: “Eh bro come touch my muscles.” You ask how much protein, you call things too oily and suggest somewhere else, and you invite people to your gym. “Cannot la, I cutting now” is a full sentence. You also eat Macs in secret, occasionally.
The quiz tells: asking “Uncle that one is meat or veg ah?” at the cai fan stall, picking Xiaola at the mala stall, a protein drink as your snack, and “aiya just sleep it off idw get fat” when supper comes up. The first Broccoli Beast post has the full card.
Where the Broccoli Beast should eat in Singapore
The Daily Cut publishes nutritional information for every item on its menu, which is basically your love language. Outlets at One Raffles Place, Guoco Tower in Tanjong Pagar and Guoco Midtown II in Bugis.
SaladStop! has a Protein Bowls section and a Create Your Own option, so you can stack it however the macros say.
Nando's flame-grills its chicken in PERi-PERi sauce. Get the chicken, skip the guilt.
Sukiya does gyudon and calls it Japan's No.1 Beef Bowl. Quick, filling, meat on rice, done.
Book it: Family Hakata AMK
Yes, it is a buffet. Hear us out. Our Eventful Tables pick is Family Hakata AMK, a charcoal mookata buffet that is MUIS certified halal (EEHK26070000062). The counter runs on marinated chicken and beef, live seafood and vegetables, all grilled on the pan in front of you.
That is a lot of grilled meat for $19.90 nett. It is at 728 Ang Mo Kio Ave 6 inside KPH1990 Coffeeshop, open 1pm to 11pm daily, last orders 9:30pm. Walk past the cheese dip. Or don't, we will not tell.Photo: Family Hakata
Who to bring, and who to avoid
Your perfect match is Kiasu King: disciplined orders, zero judgment. Your worst match is the Big Bao, because free flow does not fit the meal plan. Family Hakata is the rare place you both win. More in our Family Hakata guide.
Good to know
· Grill the chicken and beef first, eat the noodles last or never.
· The Daily Cut closes early on weekends and public holidays, so check before a post-gym Sunday run.
· Family Hakata needs a minimum of 2 diners. Bring your gym buddy.
FAQs
How do I know if I am the Broccoli Beast?
Take the free 8-question Makan Pets quiz at eventful-sg.com/makanpets. It takes about two minutes, needs no app, and tells you which of the 7 Makan Pets you are.
What does the Broccoli Beast mean in Makan Pets?
The Broccoli Beast is the Makan Pet for protein-first, clean-eating foodies. Its tagline is “Eh bro come touch my muscles.”
Who is the Broccoli Beast's perfect match?
Kiasu King. Their worst match is the Big Bao.
Do I need an account to take the Makan Pets quiz?
No. You can take the quiz, see your result and hatch your egg without signing up. You only need an account, with your email, to save your pet and see the meals that level it up.
Can I retake the Makan Pets quiz?
Yes. There is a Take it again button at the bottom of your result, but your first completed quiz decides your pet. A retake only shows you a new result.
