Broccoli Beast Makan Pet: "Cannot La, I Cutting Now"

You are Broccoli Beast if...

You are all about the PROTEIN BRO. You occasionally eat Macs, in secret. And when someone offers you dessert, the answer is "cannot la i cutting now".

The quiz page sums it up as zero sugar, double protein, dessert earned. That last word matters: dessert is allowed, it just has to be earned first. In its own voice, Broccoli Beast asks how much protein, rejects anything too oily, and wants to know if you want to come to its gym. The art comes with a dumbbell across its broccoli hair. The quiz itself is explained in our Makan Pets quiz guide.

Broccoli Beast's bestie and its enemy

The bestie is Kiasu King. Disciplined orders, zero judgment. Neither of you orders on impulse, and Kiasu King's card picks you right back because both of you did the math before ordering.

The enemy is Big Bao. Free flow does not fit the meal plan. Big Bao's card puts it from the other side: their round nine scares your meal plan. Sitting through a buffet with a Big Bao is leg day for your willpower.

What Broccoli Beast orders

The order slide is a macro tracker's dream. A bowl of sliced grilled chicken breast over greens, carrot, cucumber, corn and radish, with a line of hot sauce and pumpkin seeds. A poke bowl of cubed tuna with avocado and fish roe. And sliced steak with mushrooms and a fried egg on the side.

Lean protein in every photo, and not a single dessert. The Macs run, as the post says, happens in secret.

See where the rest of the cast lands in our Makan Pets besties and enemies guide.

FAQs

What is a Makan Pet?

Makan Pets are the characters in Eventful Tables' foodie personality quiz at eventful-sg.com/makanpets. You answer eight questions about how you eat and the quiz hatches the pet that matches you. There are seven in total, six you can see and one secret.

Who is Broccoli Beast's bestie in Makan Pets?

Kiasu King. The card's reason: disciplined orders, zero judgment. Kiasu King picks Broccoli Beast back as its bestie.

Who does Broccoli Beast fight with?

Big Bao, because free flow does not fit the meal plan. Big Bao's card names Broccoli Beast as its enemy too.

How do I find out if I am a Broccoli Beast?

Take the Makan Pets quiz at eventful-sg.com/makanpets. It is eight questions, takes about two minutes and runs in the browser, and it sorts you into one of the Makan Pets at the end.